Laugh at These Jokes or We'll Shoot the Receptionist
GQ Magazine - The Comedy Issue
and germs, here are the seventy-five funniest jokes of all
time, and we are brave enough to list them in order.
serious work. We reviewed in excess of 23,540 jokes, one-liners,
witty remarks, stand-up lines and bon mots. We read towers
of books, surfed the Internet, asked our brokers and listened
to hours of performances on audio- and videotape. And we polled
dozens of humorists and comedians. The result is what you
see here. The Top Seventy-five of All Time.
I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts. (Steven Wright)
9. I went
into a restaurant. The menu said "breakfast anytime." So I
ordered French toast during the Renaissance. (Steven Wright)
been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The
people who live above me are furious. (Steven Wright)
went to a store and the sign said, OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.
When I got there, there was a guy outside locking it up. I
said, "What are you doing, the sign says, OPEN TWENTY-FOUR
HOURS?" And he said, "Not in a row." (Steven Wright)
I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only
child…eventually. (Steven Wright)